"You can call it poetic justice. I call it fucking hilarious"
All this semester, NDSU has been plagued all year by racist leaflets. Now, first of all, I need to let you know that I despise racist bigots with every ounce of my being. Some of my best buddies in the Army were Black and Latino.
I’ve found that all racial stereotypes are a bunch of crap and are based solely on the actions of a small number of extraordinarily stupid individuals who have a real knack for putting themselves in the spotlight. One stereotype, however, I have discovered firsthand to be true; Asian women can’t drive for shit. There are exceptions to this statement of course, but none of this is at all relevant to my point.
What is my point? Well, yesterday I received an email asking me to donate money to a charity that is claiming to move Jews back to Israel. According to the email, these are Jews who want to go back, to visit family, etc., etc. Now, whether or not this “organization” is legitimate is subject to debate, but it gave me a great idea.
NDSU has a decent population of students from various nations in Africa. I’m sure some of them would like to go home to visit from time to time and, being college students, money’s usually tight. So how ‘bout someone sends out emails to every racist organization that can possibly be contacted and ask them to help us “send blacks back to Africa”.
I doubt any racist jackass is going to have an i.q. high enough to read anything into it, so chances are, there’s going to be enough idiots sending their hard earned cash to make this a viable operation.
Now, will the money be used to “send blacks back to Africa”? Absolutely, to visit and bring back family members to enjoy all the wonders of life in the US. There should even be sufficient excess to make a sizeable donation to the NAACP.
Is it fraud? Hell no. The money was used for the purpose for which it was solicited and being as all funds will be given away, save operation fees, it’s all non-taxable.
Ah, the joy of irony. Someone, please, execute my plan. I don’t have the ambition or time to actually follow through with it, besides, I came up with the idea, you lazy bastards.
I’ve found that all racial stereotypes are a bunch of crap and are based solely on the actions of a small number of extraordinarily stupid individuals who have a real knack for putting themselves in the spotlight. One stereotype, however, I have discovered firsthand to be true; Asian women can’t drive for shit. There are exceptions to this statement of course, but none of this is at all relevant to my point.
What is my point? Well, yesterday I received an email asking me to donate money to a charity that is claiming to move Jews back to Israel. According to the email, these are Jews who want to go back, to visit family, etc., etc. Now, whether or not this “organization” is legitimate is subject to debate, but it gave me a great idea.
NDSU has a decent population of students from various nations in Africa. I’m sure some of them would like to go home to visit from time to time and, being college students, money’s usually tight. So how ‘bout someone sends out emails to every racist organization that can possibly be contacted and ask them to help us “send blacks back to Africa”.
I doubt any racist jackass is going to have an i.q. high enough to read anything into it, so chances are, there’s going to be enough idiots sending their hard earned cash to make this a viable operation.
Now, will the money be used to “send blacks back to Africa”? Absolutely, to visit and bring back family members to enjoy all the wonders of life in the US. There should even be sufficient excess to make a sizeable donation to the NAACP.
Is it fraud? Hell no. The money was used for the purpose for which it was solicited and being as all funds will be given away, save operation fees, it’s all non-taxable.
Ah, the joy of irony. Someone, please, execute my plan. I don’t have the ambition or time to actually follow through with it, besides, I came up with the idea, you lazy bastards.
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